What happened to Ruby?
Did I just read that there had been some form of alien disaster in Twatshire?
My word, had I been drinking again?
I better check outside to see if my beloved county is still in the state it was last night.
Nope, everything seems to be in order. Car tires on fire, burnt out Ford Cortinas all over the place and gangs of youths in hoodies praying on the weak. I can see how you would make the mistake.
Aren't you the same guy who helped a homeless guy by giving him an Opo from yesterday?
oh wait, that was a lie.
Maybe u should ask for a fake story section?
I'm the same guy who gave a homeless man a OPO, if you will keep calling it fake then please mind your own business.
so are u home now?
mind sharing some links to prove that whatever u said yesterday was true?
Will be leaving tomorrow.
so u r at home right now.
cmon prove my arrogant butt wrong.
shut me up... Gimme some links
I'm leaving for home tomorrow, what evidence do you want?
What is the land value in Twatshire?
idk some works by the hotshot photographer.
or a email adress.
Please don't ask for personal info (even if its just in jest)
Going down, indeed.
The alien disaster conspiracy you know.
That's a shame, I was thinking of building a conspiracy tower there with the intention of renting offices to the CIA but if there was an alien disaster nobody would want to be there....
@The Earl of Twatshire
Does twatshire have a space program? How about a military?
Roger that captain.
I just know he's lying so...
Alreet Capt'n I'll get the chocolate fondant ready for afternoon tea.
that would be lovely, alfred.
A homeless person needs food, money and shelter, not an OPO.
Because of the OPO he got food, money and shelter.
i am sure he wanted real food, not bugs
Week 192: We Do Not Disturb, Get Schooled, and Talk Weather.
by Chris dB, 2017-08-18